Tech Ramayana by Bill Gates

Tech Ramayana by Bill Gates

Once When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance to listen Ramayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After returning to US he wrote it in his personal Diary.

LAN,LAN ago in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat.

Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs–RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana.

RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.

His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess ‘C‘ta.

12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor.

However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years.

At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and, he collapsed,power-less.

RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and ‘C‘ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.

The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van,PROCESSOR of LAN- ka.

Attracted by RAM‘s stature, she proposed that he marry her.

RAM, politely declined. Perceiving ‘C‘ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by RANSISTOR‘s plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha.

MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into forest.

Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who,with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM‘s voice.

Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,’C‘ta urged LSI-man to his brother’s aid.

Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED ‘C‘ta from her LIBRAR and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.